Trump Lawyers Say Sign Language Interpreters Would Visually Compete With Trump During Press Briefings December 12, 2025December 12, 2025
Indiana Republicans Defy Trump After Realizing ‘Not Dying in a Police Raid’ Is More Important Than Gaining Two House Seats December 11, 2025December 11, 2025
Trump: “We Keep the Oil, I Guess” — Historians Confirm This Is Now the Official Foreign Policy Doctrine December 10, 2025December 10, 2025
Trump Claims Inflation Is Solved, Immigrants Are Filthy, and Dolls Are the Real Enemy—Voters Still Have No Clue What the Hell He’s Talking About December 9, 2025
Trump Blames Mexico for Farmer Struggles Hours After Giving Farmers $12B to Fix Problems He Caused December 8, 2025December 8, 2025
MAHA Influencers Furious EPA Is Approving Toxic Chemicals—Trump Responds With Thumbs-Up Emoji December 7, 2025December 8, 2025
Hegseth Denies “Kill Everybody” Quote, Insists His Words Were “Extensive, Exhaustive, But Definitely Not That” December 6, 2025
Bondi Tells FBI To Hunt Down ‘Antifa Extremists,’ Accidentally Declares War on Every Liberal Arts Major in America December 5, 2025December 5, 2025
RFK Jr. Defends Vaccine Skeptics on CDC Panel: “Sure, They Have No Credentials, But They’ve Won Several Online Arguments” December 4, 2025
ICE Now Accepting Recruits Who Can Barely Read, Write, or Walk Uphill; DHS Calls It ‘A New Era of Inclusion’ December 3, 2025December 3, 2025
White House Clarifies Its Drug War Policy: Small-Time Traffickers Get Missiles, Presidents Who Move 400 Tons Get Pardons December 2, 2025
Indiana GOP Receives Bomb Threats Hours After Trump Labels Them “RINOs” December 1, 2025December 1, 2025
DHS Cuts Civil Rights Staff From 150 to 9, Says Oversight Works Better When Nobody’s Watching November 30, 2025November 30, 2025
White House Unveils ‘Media Offender of the Week’ Page To Target ‘Fake News,’ Somehow Leaves Fox News Off the List November 29, 2025
Trump Says Biden’s Autopen Was “Illegally Possessed By Deep State Demons,” Promises to Burn It Sunday at Noon November 28, 2025November 28, 2025
Trump Claims D.C. Shooting Proves His Guard Deployment Was “Too Effective,” Says Suspect Lashed Out Due to “Crime Withdrawal” November 27, 2025
Trump Acquitted Yet Again In America’s Ongoing Test To See How Much Crime One Man Can Commit Without Consequence November 26, 2025
Hegseth Orders Navy To Investigate Mark Kelly, Possibly For Being Better At Everything Than Him November 25, 2025
Government Reclassifies Educators As ‘Nonprofessionals,’ Advises Them To Monetize A YouTube Channel About How Screwed They Are November 24, 2025
New X Tool Reveals MAGA’s ‘Silent Majority’ Was Mostly Just Europeans Yelling At America From Abroad November 23, 2025November 23, 2025
Trump Celebrates MTG’s Resignation, Says It Proves ‘Even My Most Loyal Servants Know When They’ve Outlived Their Use’ November 22, 2025
After One Meeting, Trump Says Mamdani Is “Very Rational, Very Smart, and Probably My New Best Friend” November 21, 2025
Trump Says Democrats Must Die for Reminding Soldiers of Their Oath; Mike Johnson Says the Tone Was Harsh but the ‘Point’ Was Valid November 20, 2025
Trump Quietly Signs Epstein Bill, Prompting Nation to Ask: “Okay… What’s the Catch?” November 19, 2025
Judges Block Texas GOP’s New Map; Abbott Says It Was Only Meant to “Gently Enhance” the Number of Republican Seats November 18, 2025November 18, 2025
Trump Says He’d Be “Proud” to Bomb Mexico; His Own Advisers Ask If He’s Ever Going to Chill for Once November 17, 2025November 17, 2025
After Losing Every Fight Over the Epstein Vote, Trump Issues One Final Statement: “I DON’T CARE!” November 16, 2025
Trump Calls MTG a Traitor After Her Loyalty Level Drops to 93%, Stephen Miller Confirms Anything Below 100% Is ‘Far Left’ November 15, 2025November 15, 2025
DOJ Opens New Epstein Probe So Trump Can Avoid Doing the One Thing That Would End the Epstein Probe November 14, 2025
MAGA Common Folk Fear Trump Is Drifting Toward Wealthy Elites; Weed Dispensary Dude Says “They’re Finally Seeing Reality, Man” November 13, 2025
Leavitt Says Epstein Emails “Prove Nothing,” Which Is Why Trump Just Held a Classified Briefing About Them November 12, 2025
USDA Clarifies SNAP Policy: Food for the Poor Must Be Returned, Preferably in Its Original Packaging November 9, 2025November 9, 2025
Researchers Confirm Entire Internet Now 66% MAGA Propaganda, 33% People Saying “That’s Not True” November 8, 2025
Federal Judge Orders Trump to Feed the Poor; DOJ Appeals Ruling to 6th Judicial Circle of Hell November 6, 2025
Corporate Dems Warn Mamdani Victory Could Lead to Dangerous Trend of Liberal Candidates Representing Voters Instead of Donors November 5, 2025
Trump Defends Military Buildup in Venezuela: “We Won’t Be Blowing Them Up Forever—We Just Want the Oil” November 4, 2025November 4, 2025
